Hello. How are you today?
I’m walking on sunshine (whoa-oh). And don’t it feel good (hey). Yeah (alright now).
At this stage, how closely does your programme blurb match the content of your show?
I think I forgot to mention the tap dancing. And the thong.
Who are you sharing a flat with and how will you help each other survive the month?
Lord Lucan. Hopefully he’ll disappear.
Any shows you’re excited about seeing?
I can’t find Ed Aczel in the programme so they might as well cancel the whole shebang.
Other than the great shows, what else are you looking forward to about your trip to Edinburgh this year?
Proper fish suppers.
The Fringe’s tagline this year is ‘Into The Unknown’. What do people not know about you?
People know nothing about me. Long may it remain so. I am social media’s invisible man. Look into my eyes and see all there is to know. I am that shallow. One, two, three – you’re back in the room.
Here’s a space to write about anything you want. Go for it.
Piers Morgan is a massive cock.
Elvis McGonagall: Full Tartan Jacket
1-26 Aug, 12.20pm