Hello. How are you today?

Short: Tip top

Curly: Good day sir/madam

At this stage, how closely does your programme blurb match the content of your show?

Short: There’s vague similarities.

Curly: That’s true, it’s a different show than it was when we wrote the blurb.

Short: Yes, but the title still makes sense.

Curly: To us

What are your tips for getting people to see your show?

Curly : If we had tips we would not be sharing them as we need the audience for ourselves.

Short: But as it goes we haven’t got any tips. Please come to our show.

Who are you sharing a flat with this festival and how will you help each other survive the month?

Short: We’ll be sharing with each other. We remind each other to eat, stay hydrated and breathe.

Curly: I’ve got a Swiss army knife

Short: Coz you never know when you’ll need a toothpick.

Curly: Or nail clippers.

Any shows you’re particularly excited about seeing?

Short: Spencer Jones, This Glorious Monster, Kill The Beast and Colin Hoult

Curly: and Paul f taylor

Short: but that’s… Oh

Other than the great shows, what else are you looking forward to about your trip to Edinburgh this year?

Short: Tattee dogs and a Bloody Mary from Hemma

Curly: Peacetime jet aircraft flybys.

Salt and sauce on your chips?

Short: Don’t mention chips.

Curly: That’s personal.

Here’s a space to write about anything you want. Go for it.

Curly: Kevin Spacey actually features in our show this year so you don’t want to miss that.

Short: Yeah he’s the real deal. Plus there’s a monkey.

Short and Curly: A Curly Night In
Gilded Balloon at the Counting House
8-15, 17-22, 24-29 Aug, 1.15pm
PWYW or £5 to guarantee entry